Speak Directly To God

These devices are specifically designed to be implanted in the foreheads of terrorists.

When properly installed they will allow the implantee to speak direct to their God.

They come in various sizes and strengths:


The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled British technician to exacting international standards.

Please note:

The implanting may smart a little.

Any side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.

Bleeding and/or swelling may occur at the injection site.