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Joke of the day

A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognisable movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that with the curtains closed for privacy, and his co-operation, it might just work. He finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

A few minutes passed and then the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate, alarms ringing, the nurses burst into the room.

"What happened?" they cried.

The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked"

Firefox 1.5 is out

I've already downloaded the latest version and it's very good indeed. Definitely worth the switch from other browsers. The only downside is some websites block you if you're using Firefox, but the list is shrinking all the time.

Michael Jackson Faces

An interesting video off Google of Michael Jackson morphing from fun loving kid to kid loving adult. Clever.

Joke of the day

A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheely bins and
emptying them into his dustcart lorry. He gets to one house where the
bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, goes round the
back but still can't see it so he knocks on the door.

There's no answer so he knocks again.

Eventually a Japanese bloke answers... "Harro", he says

"Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman.

"I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed.

Realising the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the binman smiles and
says "No mate, where's ya dust bin?"

"I dust bin on toilet I told you" says the Japanese man.

"Mate" says the dustman... "you're misunderstanding me...where's your
Wheely Bin?"

"OK" "OK" , says the Jap, "I wheely bin having wank."

The Game

A guy a work introduced me to the Game. I've never heard of it, and it sounds unbelievable, but it does apparently exist. The minute you think of "The Game" you must admit it and you lose. Weird.


One year one, I've finally got back to editing my blog. And once again I look back and realise I'm not very funny. Third time lucky..

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