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My favourite Michael Jackson gags

There are loads of these floating around, but so many are absolute rubbish. These are the best of the bunch:

Where's Michael going on holiday?
He's off to Tampa with the kids.

What did the woman on the beach say to Michael?
"Excuse me, but you're in my son"

What does Jacko have in common with a Big Mac?
They're both old meat between young buns

What does Michael hand round after dinner?
The under-eights

What does Jackson have in common with whisky?
They both come in small tots

What do Michael and Wal-mart have in common?
They both have boys briefs half-off

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