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Dwarf Tossing - The Rules

I didn't realise there were so many rules governing this highly specialised sport. I'm pleased Health and Safety is taken so seriously:

If a dwarf is to be thrown though a glass window or door, he (or she) must wear protective clothing, including a suitable mask.

Extinguishers must be provided nearby if a dwarf is being tossed through a burning hoop.

There must be at least three inches of water at the foot of any well a dwarf is being tossed down.

And if a dwarf is to be thrown across the path of an oncoming train, the organisers must ensure that the tosser has no personal grudge against the dwarf.

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