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Debit card = Bad credit.

Life Sucks = I Fuck Less!

Eric Clapton = Narcoleptic.

Catholicism = Comical Shit.

Large breasts = Great braless.

Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler.

Clint Eastwood = Old west action.

Kissing couples = Spouses licking.

Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one.

The Morse Code = Here come dots.

Husband and wife = Fun was had in bed.

Margaret Thatcher = That great charmer.

The best things in life are free = Nail-biting refreshes the feet!

I have a large penis = I please her vagina = He is plain average.

To be or not to be: that is the question; whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing, end them?
Is a befitting quote from one of Shakespeare’s greatest tragedies. But why won’t Hamlet’s inspiring motto toss our stubborn hero’s tortuous battle for life, on one hand, and death, on another?
I wrote all of Shakespeare’s plays, and the wife and I got together, did most of his sonnets for our entertainment. But tormentors oft attribute that our brash quotes as being bogus. O! no! no! no!

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