Anagrams
Published by Rick on Friday, January 16, 2009.Debit card = Bad credit.
Life Sucks = I Fuck Less!
Eric Clapton = Narcoleptic.
Catholicism = Comical Shit.
Large breasts = Great braless.
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler.
Clint Eastwood = Old west action.
Kissing couples = Spouses licking.
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one.
The Morse Code = Here come dots.
Husband and wife = Fun was had in bed.
Margaret Thatcher = That great charmer.
The best things in life are free = Nail-biting refreshes the feet!
I have a large penis = I please her vagina = He is plain average.
To be or not to be: that is the question; whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing, end them?
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Is a befitting quote from one of Shakespeare’s greatest tragedies. But why won’t Hamlet’s inspiring motto toss our stubborn hero’s tortuous battle for life, on one hand, and death, on another?
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I wrote all of Shakespeare’s plays, and the wife and I got together, did most of his sonnets for our entertainment. But tormentors oft attribute that our brash quotes as being bogus. O! no! no! no!
Life Sucks = I Fuck Less!
Eric Clapton = Narcoleptic.
Catholicism = Comical Shit.
Large breasts = Great braless.
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler.
Clint Eastwood = Old west action.
Kissing couples = Spouses licking.
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one.
The Morse Code = Here come dots.
Husband and wife = Fun was had in bed.
Margaret Thatcher = That great charmer.
The best things in life are free = Nail-biting refreshes the feet!
I have a large penis = I please her vagina = He is plain average.
To be or not to be: that is the question; whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing, end them?
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Is a befitting quote from one of Shakespeare’s greatest tragedies. But why won’t Hamlet’s inspiring motto toss our stubborn hero’s tortuous battle for life, on one hand, and death, on another?
=
I wrote all of Shakespeare’s plays, and the wife and I got together, did most of his sonnets for our entertainment. But tormentors oft attribute that our brash quotes as being bogus. O! no! no! no!
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