The Third World War
Published by Rick on Saturday, December 05, 2009.
Gordon Brown flies to the US to met with President Obama. After a hard day discussing world affairs they slip out of the White House and pop into a local bar for a quick drink.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Obama and the British Prime Minister sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honour! What are you guys doing in here?"
Obama says, "We're planning the Third World War."
The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Obama says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why are you going to kill a blonde with big tits?
Obama turns to Brown and says, "See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims."
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Obama and the British Prime Minister sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honour! What are you guys doing in here?"
Obama says, "We're planning the Third World War."
The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Obama says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why are you going to kill a blonde with big tits?
Obama turns to Brown and says, "See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims."
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