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Ten things we know about America from watching the movies
  • Nobody ever eats more than one mouthful from a plate of food.
  • Every platoon has at least one person who can play the mouth organ.
  • All young boys can reach their bedroom by climbing a convenient tree.
  • Restaurants offer at least six different kinds of toast for breakfast.
  • Nobody ever locks their car.
  • The bedroom curtains are always left open at night.
  • If there's a storm, the bedroom window is left open as well.
  • Everybody goes to school until the age of 30.
  • When people fall in love they go shopping in the local street market.
  • Paper boys never need to get off their bicycles.

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