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Economic Theory

An occasional explanation of modern Economic Theory,
Part 28 - As explained by the British Medical Council

Considering the present Government's economic policies, the Allergists voted to scratch them, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastro-enterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about them, but the neurologists thought the Government had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the ideas short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the policies were madness, while the Radiologists could see right through them.

The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn’t hear of it.

The Pharmacologists thought they were a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter ..."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

But in the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in London.

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