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Parrots For Sale

Three parrots are for sale.

They cost £200, £100 and £75.

A woman asks "Why is that parrot so cheap?"

The shopkeeper replies, "because it used to live in a brothel."

The woman thinks its funny and buys the parrot.

When she gets home the parrot says, "F**k me a new brothel!"

The woman laughs.

Her two daughters come home, the parrot says "F**k me new prossies!"

The girls laugh.

The husband come home and the parrot says "F**k me Keith, I haven't seen you for weeks".

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