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True Story (You Read It Here First)

A man went to the hospital in Joondalup, Washington, USA, to have his wedding ring cut off his penis.

According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his trouser pocket. She didn't know he was married and was so angry that she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring onto his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:
  1. Having your girl friend find out you're married.
  2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis..... OR...
  3. Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
Hmmm. Tough call. You decide.

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