The Edmondson Blog

Just bought myself a new goldfish to accompany Hugh, who looks lonely since Phil passed away last month. I've christened the new fish Min. Full name: Min Geeta. New friend to Hugh G. Rection. Phil McKrevis RIP.

Got a message from Van at midnight last night. Martine has given birth to Ella, 7lb15oz (isn't there 14oz in a lb?). Little head of black hair, obviously inherited from Van's chest.

Anyone who owns a car in London fears the poxy parking attendant. They show no understanding. At least someone's doing something about it...in style!