The story of Mr. Cadbury...
Published by James E on Tuesday, August 15, 2006.
She was from Quality Street; he was a fisherman's friend. On the way, they stopped at a yorkie bar, he had a rum and butter, she had a winegum. He asked her name,'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said.
'I'm the one with the nuts,' he thought! Then he touched her milky way. They checked in, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of black magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her snickers and felt her cream egg. He fondled her flap jacks then he showed her his curly wurly and tic tacs. Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more jelly babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of fudge.
It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish delight. When he pulled out, his fun size mars bar felt a bit crunchy. She wanted more, he needed time out, and however, he noticed her pink wafers looked very appetizing. He did a twirl, had a picnic in her sherbet and finished off by giving her a gob stopper! Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with all sorts!!!
'I'm the one with the nuts,' he thought! Then he touched her milky way. They checked in, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of black magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her snickers and felt her cream egg. He fondled her flap jacks then he showed her his curly wurly and tic tacs. Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more jelly babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of fudge.
It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish delight. When he pulled out, his fun size mars bar felt a bit crunchy. She wanted more, he needed time out, and however, he noticed her pink wafers looked very appetizing. He did a twirl, had a picnic in her sherbet and finished off by giving her a gob stopper! Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with all sorts!!!
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