Turner Brown
Published by James E on Sunday, October 29, 2006.
A little guy gets on an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. No one else is on the elevator. The elevator door closes. After a few seconds the big guy notices the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The little guy faints and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him, "Hey! What's wrong with you?"
In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you just say to me?"
The big dude replies, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, a 3 pound left testicle, a 3 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown."
The little guy gives a sigh of relief and says, "Thank God! I thought you said turn around!"
The little guy faints and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him, "Hey! What's wrong with you?"
In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you just say to me?"
The big dude replies, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, a 3 pound left testicle, a 3 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown."
The little guy gives a sigh of relief and says, "Thank God! I thought you said turn around!"
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