Reader's Letters
Published by Rick on Saturday, August 02, 2008.
SIR - Many years ago the telephone rang on Christmas Day in the porters' lodge at Jesus College, Cambridge.
"Hello, is that Jesus?" asked the undergraduates on the line.
"Yes," said the hapless porter.
They started singing Happy Birthday.
Yours, etc.
Reader's letter to the Daily Telegraph, Saturday 2nd August, 2008.
SIR - I am reminded of an Englishman visiting Australia who was asked at Immigration Control, "Do you have any criminal convictions?"
He replied, "I did not know they were still required."
Yours, etc.
Reader's letter to the Daily Telegraph, Monday 4th August, 2008.
"Hello, is that Jesus?" asked the undergraduates on the line.
"Yes," said the hapless porter.
They started singing Happy Birthday.
Yours, etc.
Reader's letter to the Daily Telegraph, Saturday 2nd August, 2008.
SIR - I am reminded of an Englishman visiting Australia who was asked at Immigration Control, "Do you have any criminal convictions?"
He replied, "I did not know they were still required."
Yours, etc.
Reader's letter to the Daily Telegraph, Monday 4th August, 2008.
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