Dangerous Jobs
Published by Rick on Saturday, October 18, 2008.
A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal specialist and calls up and books an urgent visit.
An hour later the specialist shows up with a long stick, a vicious looking bulldog, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs.
The specialist gives the man some instructions: "Now, I'm going to climb the tree and start poking the gorilla with the stick until he falls out. When he does, the bulldog will try to bite the gorilla's nuts off. The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs on him."
The man asks, "What do I do with the shotgun?"
"If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the bulldog."
An hour later the specialist shows up with a long stick, a vicious looking bulldog, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs.
The specialist gives the man some instructions: "Now, I'm going to climb the tree and start poking the gorilla with the stick until he falls out. When he does, the bulldog will try to bite the gorilla's nuts off. The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs on him."
The man asks, "What do I do with the shotgun?"
"If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the bulldog."
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