Altered Words (just one letter changed)
Published by Rick on Sunday, January 11, 2009.
Antifun gal (n.): a female prude.
Bozone (n.): the aura surrounding stupid people that stops sensibleness penetrating. There is a danger that a large group of such people can generate a bozone layer.
Caterpallor (n.): the colour you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you’re eating. (Very old joke: What's worse than finding a maggot in the apple you're eating? Half a maggot! Ha Ha.)
Doltergeist (n.): a spirit that haunts stupid places.
Dopeler effect (n.): the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Eunouch (n.): the pain of castration.
Foreploy (n.): any misrepresentation about yourself made to increase the likelihood of having sex.
Glibido (v.): all talk and no action.
Hipatitis (n.): terminal coolness.
Ignoranus (n.): a person who’s both stupid and an arsehole.
Inoculatte (v.): to take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Karmageddon (n.): it’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.
Necronancy (n.): sexual attraction to dead gay men.
Osteopornosis (n.): a degenerate disease.
Reintarnation (n.): being reborn as a hillbilly.
Sarchasm (n.): the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
Writer’s tramp (n.): who an author visits for casual sex.
Bozone (n.): the aura surrounding stupid people that stops sensibleness penetrating. There is a danger that a large group of such people can generate a bozone layer.
Caterpallor (n.): the colour you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you’re eating. (Very old joke: What's worse than finding a maggot in the apple you're eating? Half a maggot! Ha Ha.)
Doltergeist (n.): a spirit that haunts stupid places.
Dopeler effect (n.): the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Eunouch (n.): the pain of castration.
Foreploy (n.): any misrepresentation about yourself made to increase the likelihood of having sex.
Glibido (v.): all talk and no action.
Hipatitis (n.): terminal coolness.
Ignoranus (n.): a person who’s both stupid and an arsehole.
Inoculatte (v.): to take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Karmageddon (n.): it’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.
Necronancy (n.): sexual attraction to dead gay men.
Osteopornosis (n.): a degenerate disease.
Reintarnation (n.): being reborn as a hillbilly.
Sarchasm (n.): the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
Writer’s tramp (n.): who an author visits for casual sex.
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