The Edmondson Blog

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
Never eat more than you can lift.
I like rice. Rice is great if you’re hungry and want 2000 of something.
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people present.
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks.
At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.