Modern (And Contrived) Aphorisms
Published by Rick on Tuesday, May 26, 2009.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
One-seventh of your life is spent on Mondays.
Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on vacation.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Be free and open and breezy! Enjoy! Things won't get any better so you better get used to it.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
A fool must now and then be right by chance.
He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
One-seventh of your life is spent on Mondays.
Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on vacation.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Be free and open and breezy! Enjoy! Things won't get any better so you better get used to it.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
A fool must now and then be right by chance.
He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Groucho Marx
A fool is one who hunts around a darkened house, searching for farts.Old Peruvian saying
What's up with my cat? She looks at me strangely when I sing and dance for her.A cat owner called Iams
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