Cheap American Security System
Published by Rick on Thursday, June 18, 2009.
How to install a low cost home security system.
- Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
- Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
- Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
- Leave a note on your door that reads:
Honey,
Big'un, Duke, Slim and I went for more ammo and beer. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyways, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
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