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Can I Borrow The Car, Please, Daddy?

A new Ferrari for Dad - $1,000,000 and a two year wait. Then darling daughter comes a-wheedling, "Daddy, oh Daddy, dear, can I borrow the car, ple-e-e-e-ese? I'll be ever so careful, I promise!"

And so off she sets and whoops! Darling daughter hits an electricity pole doing a modest 200mph. The car only had nine miles on the clock, including the mile or so it took to stop after the impact.

The lucky driver only had some bruising (from the seat belt) and two small cuts.

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