Special Offer At Our Local Petrol Station
Published by Rick on Saturday, September 05, 2009.
Because business was very poor, the old man that runs our local petrol station put a sign up in the window saying Free sex with every purchase.
Last week I drove in, bought some petrol and then asked, "Can I have my free sex now, please?"
The old man said, "Pick a number between 1 and 10 and if I'm thinking that number you'll get your free sex."
So I thought for a while and told him, "Seven."
The old man replied, "Sorry I was thinking 'Six'."
Yesterday I was with one of my mates and went into the petrol station for some more petrol. Again I asked, "Can I get my free sex, please?"
Again, the old man replied, "Pick a number between 1 and 10 and if I'm thinking that number you'll get your sex."
I said "Three" and the old man replied, "Sorry, I was thinking 'two'."
When I got back in the car with my mate, I said to him, "Y'know, I think that's just a big scam to make us buy petrol, he's not going to give us free sex."
My mate replied, "Oh, no, it's a real offer - my wife won twice last week!"
Last week I drove in, bought some petrol and then asked, "Can I have my free sex now, please?"
The old man said, "Pick a number between 1 and 10 and if I'm thinking that number you'll get your free sex."
So I thought for a while and told him, "Seven."
The old man replied, "Sorry I was thinking 'Six'."
Yesterday I was with one of my mates and went into the petrol station for some more petrol. Again I asked, "Can I get my free sex, please?"
Again, the old man replied, "Pick a number between 1 and 10 and if I'm thinking that number you'll get your sex."
I said "Three" and the old man replied, "Sorry, I was thinking 'two'."
When I got back in the car with my mate, I said to him, "Y'know, I think that's just a big scam to make us buy petrol, he's not going to give us free sex."
My mate replied, "Oh, no, it's a real offer - my wife won twice last week!"
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