America
Published by Rick on Monday, February 15, 2010.Ten things we know about America from watching the movies
- Nobody ever eats more than one mouthful from a plate of food.
- Every platoon has at least one person who can play the mouth organ.
- All young boys can reach their bedroom by climbing a convenient tree.
- Restaurants offer at least six different kinds of toast for breakfast.
- Nobody ever locks their car.
- The bedroom curtains are always left open at night.
- If there's a storm, the bedroom window is left open as well.
- Everybody goes to school until the age of 30.
- When people fall in love they go shopping in the local street market.
- Paper boys never need to get off their bicycles.
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