Meanwhile, Down At The Creek...
Published by Rick on Saturday, March 20, 2010.
Down at the creek on Hank's farm just outside Sarasota, he built a dam to make a lake and planted mango, orange and avocado trees.
The lake had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and had some picnic tables placed there in the shade of the fruit trees.
One evening he decided to go down to the dam to look it over and as he hadn't been there for a while, he grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young ladies skinny-dipping in his lake. He introduced himself to the ladies and they all went to the deep end to protect their modesty.
One of the ladies shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
He frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the lake naked." Holding the bucket up, he continued, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men may walk slow, but they can still think fast.
The lake had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and had some picnic tables placed there in the shade of the fruit trees.
One evening he decided to go down to the dam to look it over and as he hadn't been there for a while, he grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young ladies skinny-dipping in his lake. He introduced himself to the ladies and they all went to the deep end to protect their modesty.
One of the ladies shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
He frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the lake naked." Holding the bucket up, he continued, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men may walk slow, but they can still think fast.
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