The Edmondson Blog

I was out walking around the village and noticed a lady sitting on her front step, so I walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said, "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On week-ends, I pop pills, and do not exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Twenty-four."