A Personal Message
Published by Rick on Wednesday, May 26, 2010.
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine. And those who don't.
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink a litre of water each day, at the end of a year we would have absorbed more than one gram of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria normally found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming a gram of poop a year.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk crap, rather than to drink water and be full of shit.
(There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.)
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink a litre of water each day, at the end of a year we would have absorbed more than one gram of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria normally found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming a gram of poop a year.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk crap, rather than to drink water and be full of shit.
(There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.)
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