Meanwhile, Down The Sleazy End Of The Village ...
Published by Rick on Wednesday, September 08, 2010.
An illegal immigrant picks up a "working lady".
"Hey, how much you charge for sex?" he asks.
"£50," she replies.
In broken English, he says, "Do you do illegal immigrant style?"
"No," she says.
"I pay you £100 to do it illegal immigrant style."
"No," she says, not knowing what illegal immigrant style is.
"I pay you £200."
"No."
"I pay you £400."
"No!"
So finally he says, "OK, I pay £1,000 to do it illegal immigrant style."
She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over ten years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world. How bad can illegal immigrant style be?"
So she agrees and has sex with him.
Finally, after several hours, they finish.
Exhausted, the prostitute turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So, what exactly is illegal immigrant style?"
The illegal immigrant replies, "You now send bill to Government."
"Hey, how much you charge for sex?" he asks.
"£50," she replies.
In broken English, he says, "Do you do illegal immigrant style?"
"No," she says.
"I pay you £100 to do it illegal immigrant style."
"No," she says, not knowing what illegal immigrant style is.
"I pay you £200."
"No."
"I pay you £400."
"No!"
So finally he says, "OK, I pay £1,000 to do it illegal immigrant style."
She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over ten years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world. How bad can illegal immigrant style be?"
So she agrees and has sex with him.
Finally, after several hours, they finish.
Exhausted, the prostitute turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So, what exactly is illegal immigrant style?"
The illegal immigrant replies, "You now send bill to Government."
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