Meanwhile, At The Village Barber's ...
Published by Rick on Monday, November 15, 2010.
A young boy enters the village barber's and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the stupidest boy in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber holds up a £5 note in one hand and two £2 coins in the other. He then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”
The boy takes the £2 coins and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That boy never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the village shop with a large ice cream.
“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the £2 coins rather than the £5 note?”
The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the fiver, the game is over!”
The barber holds up a £5 note in one hand and two £2 coins in the other. He then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”
The boy takes the £2 coins and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That boy never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the village shop with a large ice cream.
“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the £2 coins rather than the £5 note?”
The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the fiver, the game is over!”
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