Things Confucius Might Have Said
Published by Rick on Monday, February 28, 2011.- Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.
- Passionate kiss like spider web leads to undoing of fly.
- Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
- Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
- Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg will not find nuts.
- Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
- Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
- Man who eats many prunes gets good run for money.
- War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
- Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
- It takes many nails to build a crib but one screw to fill it.
- Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
- Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
- Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
- Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
- A lion will not cheat on his wife but a Tiger Wood!
- Alcohol does not solve any problem but then...neither does milk.
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