Edmondson’s Rules For Dieting
Published by Rick on Monday, January 19, 2009.
Rule 1: Stand amongst fat people.
Rule 2: Food of the same colour has the same calories: for example, pistachio ice cream has the same calories as broccoli*.
Rule 2: Food of the same colour has the same calories: for example, pistachio ice cream has the same calories as broccoli*.
*Which is just as well as your Editor subscribes to the sure knowledge that broccoli is the food of the devil and an abomination; and having an acceptably coloured alternative is an indication of how the world is in perfect balance.
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