The Edmondson Blog

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
"Fuck you said"
"Fuck you said who?"
"Me!"

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
And he bit me again!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton my French!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Some!
Some who?
Some idiot talking to a knock knock joke.

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Jenny Tull
Jenny Tull Who?
Jenny Tull Warts

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Ima Reilly
Ima Reilly Who?
Ima Reilly Cumming

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Justin
Justin Who?
Justin Hernickers

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Phil
Phil Who?
Phil McCrackin

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Phil
Phil Who?
Phil McCreviss

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Phil
Phil Who?
Phil McCavity

(You get the idea)

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Tara
Tara Who?
Tara McClosoff