Cannibal Story
Published by Rick on Tuesday, January 25, 2011.
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu:
The headwaiter called the chef out of the kitchen to explain, "Have you ever tried to clean a politician? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
Tourist pate: £5.00The cannibal called the headwaiter over and asked, "Why such a huge price difference for the Politicians?"
Grilled Missionary: £7.00
Roasted Explorer: £9.00
Freshly Baked Politician: Labour / Lib-Dem / Conservative: £150
The headwaiter called the chef out of the kitchen to explain, "Have you ever tried to clean a politician? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
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